Yes, I will eat that banana

I picked up a banana today. It was just lying on the pavement.

Another pedestrian observed this with a scowl of disapproval and unspoken “you’re not going to eat that are you?”

Well, that banana spent several weeks on a ship among rats, bugs and the odd weevil catching up on its 5-a-day.

I figure a London pavement can’t do too much further damage!